Archive for April, 2007

saturday in a small town

Monday, April 30th, 2007

It was the annual arts and crafts festival in a neighboring town this weekend. If you have never been to a small town festival, it is quite fun. Face painting, Bar-b-q, funnel cakes, bluegrass music, clowns, and much more are just a few things that you may experience. Lot’s of good people watching.

huh?
Why do people over the age of 14 mis-match their crocs?
This was a lady in her mid fifties dressed in what I consider an otherwise conservative outfit.

Celebrate Clayton
Then there was this guy….

Celebrate Clayton
Yes those are hot dogs behind his cart.

Celebrate Clayton

handmade bear
My Grandmother actually made this bear.

Magnets
Magnets made from recycled soda cans.

Small towns are so nice.

jeffreys

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Do you ever have those days when you have nothing to wear? Sometimes I totally flip out and have clothes in heaps all over my bedroom by the time I actually find something to wear. I hate those days when I have tried on everything in my closet and everything looks horrible. Do you have those days? I do. A lot. I used to just go buy new clothes to wear at the last minute as a remedy to this problem. Ok - sometimes I still do, but I have done MUCH better.

Some of you may ask, where does one buy a last minute outfit in a small town? It is quite the dilemma. In a town with no mall, no department stores, not even a Target, this presents a huge challenge for the “nothing to wear I need a last minute outfit” days. There is of course, as any small town has, Wal-Mart. I know, I know…. Yuck.

So one day a couple of years ago, I was heading to Atlanta for a day of shopping with a friend. We were going to meet up with another friend, have lunch at Bluepointe, then spend the afternoon at shopping in Buckhead.

So of course I had nothing to wear. I finally was able to put something together, but I needed a white button up blouse to complete the ensemble. So I headed out to Wal-Mart where I found a suitable shirt. It was just a white button up, with a little ribbing.

We had a great lunch, then headed to Neiman’s to get this. Then we headed over to Phipp’s Plaza to go to Jeffery’s and Jil Sander.

jeffery’s atlanta

Jeffrey’s founder Jeffrey Kalinsky is the purveyor of two successful luxury specialty stores, Jeffrey New York and Jeffrey Atlanta.
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Jeffrey is a fashion icon, he was raised in retail. He got started in his father’s shoe store, Bob Ellis Shoes, in Charleston, SC. From what I understand his New York store was one of the first specialty boutiques in what is now the very hip, meat packing district. This was even parodied by Jimmy Fallon, Sean Hayes, and Will Ferrell on Saturday Night Live. See the skit here.

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So anyway.. when we arrived at Jeffrey’s, we were surprised to discover that Jeffrey was in the store. Normally I I guess he is out traveling the world. My two friends actually know Jeffrey, they have been long time customers of his. He was so happy to see them, and he greeted my friends warmly. They then introduced me to Jeffrey, at which time he said, ” I loove that shirt!”

Oh my.. I was could not believe that Jeffrey Kalinsky complemented my shirt, a shirt from Walmart. Surrounded by a sea of crocodile Manolo Blahnik pumps and patent leather Prada bags, Jeffrey liked my shirt.

Life is funny sometimes…

Delirious?

Friday, April 20th, 2007

I was sick last week and I never posted that I went to a Delirious concert. It was amazing, even though I felt really bad while there.

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Oh yeah, Rebecca St James was there too. She isn’t my favorite artist, but Mom’s seem to love her.

observation…

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Why is it that every time I am at a stoplight, I spot someone picking their nose?

It’s over

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Tax season is over….. If any of you work in the Tax industry, you know that is a big sigh of relief.

sick…

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Oh my, I have been sick for the past few days. I am feeling a little better (I am out of bed at least). I have felt like poo. Here are a few things I learned while in bed:

:: National Geographic Channel is airing a special, A Man Among Wolves. It is about a man, Shaun Ellis, who teaches abandoned wolf cubs how to be wolves by living as a wolf with the pack. Yes it is very weird. He apparently howls, licks, growls, and even eats carcass meat with them.

man among wolves

:: My grandpa died.

:: Heather from OMSH is my swap buddie for the Color Me Happy Swaparooni. That is incredibly fun.

:: Really all that is one TV during the day is programming targeted to people that are ready to sue. Have you ever noticed the plethora of commercials that are for personal injury attorneys? Like this and this ? These commercials are sandwiched in between shows like Judge Joe Brown and the People’s Court.

I feel like I have been away for 2 weeks. It seems like forever since I have seen everyone. I am really excited about feeling better soon. I still feel yucky.

Today is the last Saturday I have to work for a really long time. Tax Season is almost over. Hooray!

attention single women….

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Have you ever responded to a singles ad? Well I have, unintentionally. It is a quite a funny story.

A couple a years ago, my employer sent a group to women to Nashville, TN for a conference, “Renewing the Heart.” It turned out that a lot of women went. My employer paid for the conference, the transportation there, as well as our stay in the Opryland hotel which is massive.

Anyway, we seemed to have a lot of free time during the conference. So we walked down Broadway, a well known street there. We went in a few little places and heard some music of course, which was amazing. We also walked by the Country Music Hall of Fame, took a ride on a horse and buggy, and just had a grand time.

While strolling down the street in downtown Nashville. I spotted a Mini-van, with a singles ad on the window.

ATTENTION SINGLE WOMEN
Attractive SWM 36
Pro Musician
Seeks pretty SWF 21-48 with job
For a Long Term Relationship
Call Now

What!!! This must be a joke.
I said,
“Look girls. I have found myself a man in Nashville, TN. I meet these qualifications.”
We were are laughing and having a good time with it when a man approached.
It was his van.
Oh no.
I have to get away.

He proceeded to ask me where I was from and if I were willing to go on a date. I tried to be nice an decline. A friend piped up that she may be interested, but he didn’t want her. Only me.
How do I get out of this.
Finally we were able to get away… but not before one of my friends snapped this picture.
nashville

People are strange.

30 dozen

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Today a client sent us a 30 dozen doughnuts. That is a lot of doughnuts. So far, so good. I have resisted the urge to eat one even though I can smell them from my office. Why didn’t they send a fruit tray?

techincal difficulties…

Monday, April 9th, 2007

I just discovered that this site does not render properly in Internet Explorer.

eighth grade shame

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

As some of you are reading my blog, you may have noticed a typo. Yes…. I am a horrible typist. I’m not exactly a hunt and pecker, but I do not type correctly. There is a precise reason for this. It is a shameful story, but it is about time I confessed.

I CHEATED IN MY 8th GRADE KEYBOARDING CLASS.

Yes me, the Valedictorian, cheated. It was the only time though and it was for very good reason. I really needed to socialize.

It was way back in 1990, in our school computer lab we used First Choice as our word processor. Does anyone else remember that program? I think it was DOS based. Anyway, my friend and roommate(boarding school), Lacey was struggling with the class, well she struggled with all the classes. Chit-chatting was all she really wanted to do in class and to be honest at that time, I didn’t see the importance of being a good typist. After all I was going to be an anesthesiologist.
All we really had to do in that class was type the same paragraph over and over for an hour. I figured out how to copy the paragraph and paste (Yeah I know we all know about CTL-C and CTRL-V now, but that way was back in the day) it as many times as we needed it. That left most of the class available for socializing. What fun! I thought I was soooo smart.

Well it turns out 17 years later, I wasn’t quite so smart. I pay for it every day. Thank goodness Google corrects my typos/spelling. And if you see any typo here or anywhere else from me, please forgive me and you can even chuckle a bit.